Calendar Queendom EP

by the Tin Can Laughter

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02:19
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01:05

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released December 11, 2015

Tracks 1,3,5,8 sung by Sashwap.
Tracks 2,4,6,7 sung by Superwhore.

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the Tin Can Laughter

Two guys from two bands in two states holding two positions listening to way too much Guided By Voices. Whoever didn't sing on the track, played the instruments. Talk about "going postal".

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Track Name: Exit Sandman
GO TELL CHOWDERHEAD ABOUT THE BUSINESSMAN
DID VERY GOOD BUSINESS
AND WE CALLED IT: EXIT SANDMAN
THERE'S EXTRA IN THE CABIN IF YOU NEED IT
BUT ONLY IF YOU NEED IT
AND ONLY IF YOU GET IT
BUT I DON’T GET IT!!
Track Name: How Can You Live in the Void?
HOW CAN YOU LIVE IN THE VOID?
WHEN YOU LACK EMPATHY
HOW GREAT AN EINSTEIN ARE YOU
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA

CUT THE CORDS
SCRAPE THE FLOOR
ISN’T THIS WHAT WE BARGAINED FOR?
Track Name: Face Of The Sky
tired and tried
you lost that special touch
not looking so tough
diamond in the rough
you need somebody's arm to hold
since you're getting old
no one told you
it's not so thought out through
tired and tried
floor tiled
contractors lied
facing the sky
riding the high
Track Name: Not Very Punctual for Lions
PIPE TEXT IN THE COLISEUM
NOT VERY PUNCTUAL FOR LIONS
WE’RE MAKING CONCENTRIC CIRCLES
GOT ANY DINNER IDEAS???
Track Name: Palace Gold
as the king arrived on time
his horse took a wrong left turn
got home a little late
but nothing much to learn
crown blue
palace gold
his daughter's ashamed of his policies
but hey, we know, he's old

and he'll pass soon anyway
her fingerprints shamelessly everywhere
and still the horse won't care
Track Name: The Warmer They Feel
tried to take it back
couldn't stop your hands
you're way too fast for me
fast as they go
don't want to miss the show
but you're going to make me
backtrack and whirlwind
it's a wild ride
classroom filled
nobody stopped it
now it's growing
and everybody's thrilled

the dirtier they get
the warmer they feel
Track Name: Spy Culture
SPY CULTURE REVIEWS MY FILMS
I’M CHECKING IN ON A WHIM
I WAS ALMOST LOCKED OUT OF MY LIFE'S WORK
SO I SCRAPPED THE SHED
CAN’T BELIEVE I WOUND UP DEAD
BUT AT LEAST I DIDN’T FREEZE UP!
AT LEAST I DIDN’T FREEZE UP!